I had the most incredible mirror. It had lights and 3 levels of magnification. NOW FOR THE TRAGEDY....IT IS MISSING!! I've lined up all of the possible culprits. No one is fessing up...no one is glancing around nervously, no one is nibbling their lower lip, no one is stressed about this but me!!! Now for those of you who can relate...try being 50 years old, with bad eye sight and a hysterectomy (more testosterone now than estrogen). You can only imagine why my mirror is my life line!!!The children all know that Santa will not come unless my mirror is found. I wrote him personally and he has assured me that he is equally as concerned about the missing mirror!!
By the way...I've offered amnesty, I've offered to just accept gratefully the anonymous return of my mirror! But so far no mirror!! I even had to resort to going to the torture clinic today and having my eyebrows waxed.....talk about pain!
Any ideas out there on how to get the culprit to return my mirror?? My guess is that someone broke it, threw it in the trash, and is hoping I'll forget about it eventually.
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I have one with only two levels of magnification that you are welcome to. I don't know how I'd find my little menopausal 'friends' if I didn't have my reading glasses.
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